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Finding a Nickel

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Last updated: June 6, 2009

Back to Procedures.


1.Stay calm. Getting excited will only make the experience worse.
2.Tell any bystanders to stay two to three steps away from the nickel(s).
3.If anyone has come in contact with the nickel, rub a thick layer of mustard on the infected area.
If none is available, the saliva of a dog, cat or even grain-fed chicken can be a replacement until
the NUFN nickel team arrives.


4.Call the NUFN hot line. The hot line is *NUFN (*6836) on the Bell Mobility Network.
5.By using your NUFN brand bowl and stick, place the bowl over the nickel while staying at a safe
distance.
6.When the NUFN authorities arrive, try to explain the situation as best you can.

Thank you for your service to the NUFN.