Mustard Facts

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Last updated: June 6, 2009

Here are some little known facts about mustard. Tell your friends!
Note: Some facts may be erroneous.

• If you happen to come into contact with a nickel, the NUFN recommends you neutralize it with mustard.
• The active anti-nicklonium agent in mustard is Permustrate, made from these two elements: Musterium and Mustrite (Mu₂Ms₂₀₆).
• Musterium and Mustrite are located in the rarely discussed 19th group on the periodic table called the unimpressive gases (beside the noble gases). See below.

 

• The only replacement for pure mustard is a mixture of dog and chicken saliva (only recommended in emergencies – hopefully on the farm).
• French’s mustard is the only commercially available mustard with enough Mustrite to get the job done (minimum 22 000 ppm).