Quotations

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Last updated: September 16, 2009

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"I once, too, was a nickel addict until I realized nickels were taking over my life."
—Tyler P and Jeremie C

"I don't know what a nickel is worth to some, but its importance is not as important as the fact that it is indeed a nickel and there is no use for it."
—Cameron T

"Fight with the NUFN; it'll change your life. The good kind of change without nickels."
—Rachel M

"As a teacher, I don't allow hats or nickels in my classroom. Ever."
—Al R

"If I had a nickel for every time I said 'Why me?' I'd have probably said 'Why me?' more often."
—Tom Wilson

"They're making a ton of money, and no one is getting a nickel."
—Ruben Blades

"Together, our nickels can really add up."
—Starbucks

"I'm happy"
—Mike C

"Homework is often the root of evil. Homework and nickels are like best friends."
—Liam B

"Who says you can't drink and talk at the same time?"
—Unknown

CHRISTMAS QUOTATIONS:

"I'd rather get 30 lumps of coal in my stocking than get a single nickel."
-Sean Z

"I run around stealing all the nickels in Christmas donation jars, to save the poor from even more horrors."
-Colin B

"Instead of lumps of coal, Santa should give out nickels to bad girls and boys. That'll set 'em straight!"
 -Cory S

"A great site! My kids love it and use it often"
-Anon

"My character, Yoshi, is 10 000 times stronger; 10 000!"
-S.H.

"None"
-Char C







"Nickels are bad? Have you heard of Wikipedia?"
—Ben R

"No Use For Nickels saved my brother's life and for that I am forever grateful...Thank You NUFN."
—Ian

"The brawl between the ref and the Chilean team was all over the coin toss at the start because the ref used a nickel instead of a quarter. What have nickels done?"
—Unknown

"I touched a nickel once, my hand never felt the same... should of used mustard."
—Devin M

“Guys die down here on a regular basis-that's the reality. They die here for a nickel. They are killed for a piece of change or because somebody looks at somebody wrong.”
—Mark Holthaus

“A nickel will get you on the subway, but garlic will get you a seat”
—Unknown

"I would sign the NUFN's yearbook any day."
—Unknown

"I find it hard to believe that anything good could come from a nickel."
—Richard R

"A nickel ain't worth a dime anymore."
—Lawrence Peter "Yogi" Berra

"I tried using a nickel once. Didn't like it."
—Sean Z

"Do you have change for a nickel? I can't stand the stinging sensation."
—Sean Z

"Never. I say NEVER look at a nickel in the eyes. Because they do have them. And they're scary!"
—Sean Z

"What is stronger than Julian's neck and Ben's nose? Nothing. Except a nickel-free home."
—Sean Z

"If the NUFN was bowling, Austin would be winning... by a long shot."
—Ben R

"Nickels are to darkness as NUFN is to light."
—Unknown

“My nose is like a light after a thousand miles (1 462 Km) of darkness."
— Ben R

“Why use a nickel when I can use a dime?”
— Heather

“That's very new, very fresh, and yet very safe.”
— Unknown

"You can't expect to hit the jackpot if you don't put a few nickels in the machine. "
—Flip Wilson (not supported by the NUFN)

"What this country needs is a good five-cent nickel."
—Franklin P. Adams (not supported by the NUFN)